Holy Flippin' Monkeys!!!

I soooo wanted to share the images, of today's...

"Ride"....

: )

But... my computer won't cooperate

so...

I'll try, and paint a 'Picture' for you... with... words.

{I could post images on my Barbara Conner Facebook page. : ) }

I...heard the Banjo's Ringin'..... as I flew down the rabbit hole... this afternoon.

yes... Flatt and Scruggs...

Foggy Mountain...Breakdown.

: )

I sold a couple pieces of furniture... this week, from the rabbit hole.

It's Funny...

The First Question... I get, from Folks....when they visit....

"How do you get things in..and out...of here???? "....

{the second... is... "Where do you Find... these Things???" : ) }

oh my...

: )

I'm getting ahead of myself......

This afternoon... I had a Wild Hair....

With Snow comin'....

and... having sold... a couple pieces... of Furniture, yet to be picked up....

I...thought... I'd better get it Done...

things...moved out... and in... before we have to wade through Snow.

I called Justin and Brandon.... and had them Grab.... the Big Corner Cupboard... in storage.

I ran to the rabbit hole... and started Clearing the Way!!!!

Oh My....

I was at a Dead Run....

Movin' and Shakin'!!!

I calculated... everything... down to a Fraction.. of an inch.

Yes...

The Big Cupboard would fit.

wellllll......

I forgot to look Up.

: )

 The Boys.... and Big Daddy...came through the Green House....

with...not too...much sweat.

{yeah... there were things... Movin' and Shakin'... I hadn't anticipated....

I felt like an Octopus.... as I'm sayin'..."WHOA!!! Whoa....Stop!!!!"

and catching things... as they teetered!

Holy Snikes.!

{These Boys... are Awesome... but... They are Like BULLS.... }

As they tried to Bend... the Old Corner Cupboard... through the Back Door.....

well....

Trouble.

I had cleared a path... yet... it was Tight.

so...

I said...

"Let's take the Door off".... : )

No Bending...

we popped the pins....

yep... the Massive... Back Door came off....

a Straight Shot...inside.

 : )

Before the Boys arrived... I had moved a Big Piece out....

I knew... the depth of the Old Corner Cupboard would Squeeeeeze through the same path....

what I didn't account for....

was the height.

oh.... no.

We had it Wedged... in between a Pie Safe... and another Massive...Cupboard...

and, realized...

we couldn't stand it up.... kick the bottom...in....because of a Door.... that I put up... high... as a shelf.

It would have taken an Hour... to take that down.

oh...dear.

By then, Justin was pinned...

Brandon ran around to the front door, to get around him...

 {all other passages, were Blocked... by Debris... I had thrown... to make a 'Short Path'... : )

The Front Door... was Locked....

By the time, I got to the front...

Brandon, was at the Back...

telling Justin, he couldn't get in...

: )

By the time, Brandon... arrived at the Front Door...

the second time....

I...had it Open. : )

Brandon and I... Ooodst... the Big Cupboard....

into the corner....

but... were about 6 inches... short.

We had to Move the Mountains...I had unloaded, earlier....

Unload, and Move... another Big Cupboard....

then...

Justin and Brandon... got the Big...Corner Cupboard... in Place.

or...

was it?

: )

hahahahahaha

oh... my.

It was upside down.

: )

Holy Snikes!!!

in the smallest... of places....

they had to Flip.... The Giant....

to It's Feet.

{sigh...... : ) }

what a Ride.

Brandon...had cut his hand... Justin... was Bruised... and Beaten...

I...was Frantic... trying to catch things... as The Bulls... Charged!

{and steady the top...to another cupboard... on my shoulders... that was also resting...on top...of the laying down... Corner Cupboard. : ) }

yeah....

 : )

oh...my.

I told the Boys... we should have had a video camera.

We'd be.... Rich.

; )

I had to call Peg...tonight, to tell her... of this...Tale.

She said she was Exhausted....just listening to it.....

{Peg... has Ridden This Ride... Many Times.... : ) }

o.k.

To answer the First Question....

How, do I get things...out, when they sell.

When Folks Buy... a Big Piece...

I tell the Customer...... to go grab a Beer... or...Lunch.

Give me an Hour....

: )

I'll have it ready to Load....when they return.

 : )

It's 'Magic'...

 getting things in and out.

: )

To answer, the second question...

"Where do I Find... These Things"....

I don't...

They...Find...me.

 : )

Love to ya....

Barb C.

{Mary...is still undergoing tests. She sounds...so....Much...Better. : )

Thank You...All... for Your Continued...Prayers. <3 }